What Am I Gonna Eat?!!

So, today I went to my favorite Urologist to see what wonderful ideas she might have for me. Turns out there are a few. However, before I can begin any of her fun ideas, I must change my diet for the next two weeks. She gave me a list of the foods that I am no longer allowed to eat. If you ask me, she should have given me a list of what I am allowed to eat. It would be much shorter. A couple concerns: No coffee. Did you hear me? No coffee. Okay...try to breathe... The other concern: no tomatoes. Read: no spaghetti, no pizza, no lasagna--NO ITALIAN!! Oh yeah, no sugar, no wheat, no anything. I'm gonna starve. On the bright side, I may lose a few pounds.